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Old Mar 20, 2010 | 06:53 PM
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Alien abduction day.

Judging by some of the posts on DTR, some of the members could well be aliens. Spaced out to say the least. This is alien abduction day, so am curious how many of you will admit to being aliens? How many space craft and aliens have you seen today? Any little green men, or was that only last Wednesday?

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Old Mar 20, 2010 | 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Mexstan
Judging by some of the posts on DTR, some of the members could well be aliens. Spaced out to say the least. This is alien abduction day, so am curious how many of you will admit to being aliens?
I'm not an alien, but there's some Mexican blood on my mothers side.
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Old Mar 20, 2010 | 07:06 PM
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According to my (Simpson´s!!!) calendar today is sunday (I´m sorry for being 6-8 hours ahead of you) and today would be Johann Sebastian Bach´s birthday. Yesterday (saturday) though we had:
a: begin of spring
b: Iranian new years day
c: save the Florida panther day (never heard of that before and even google knows nothing about it)

From my point of view, yeah, I´m an alien
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Old Mar 20, 2010 | 08:36 PM
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Uh, what day was it that Kucinich was abducted by our First Alien?
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Old Mar 20, 2010 | 09:28 PM
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I can tell you where there are not any aliens, Washington, DC. Aliens are only interested in intelligent life and there's non there!
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Old Mar 20, 2010 | 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Totallyrad
Aliens are only interested in intelligent life...
If that's the case, then how come everytime someone is telling their story about being abducted, it's some toothless redneck who lives in a tent in the woods?
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Old Mar 20, 2010 | 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by chaikwa
If that's the case, then how come everytime someone is telling their story about being abducted, it's some toothless redneck who lives in a tent in the woods?
Toothless rednecks living in a tent in the woods don't vote democrat, that makes them smarter.
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Old Mar 20, 2010 | 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Totallyrad
Toothless rednecks living in a tent in the woods don't vote democrat, that makes them smarter.
I must be brilliant then!
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Old Mar 21, 2010 | 07:32 AM
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My wife grew up in Roswell NM and there are times I wonder about her and the aliens..........
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Old Mar 21, 2010 | 03:37 PM
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Old Mar 21, 2010 | 04:37 PM
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Obama is an alien, definately NOT american
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Old Mar 22, 2010 | 10:32 AM
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Your forgetting Al Gore. Born 9 months after Roswell.
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Old Mar 22, 2010 | 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by kthiemann
My wife grew up in Roswell NM and there are times I wonder about her and the aliens..........
The company that I work for has an office in Roswell, and I have visited a few times on business. That truly is a strange place, with a lot of strange people. Makes you wonder.

I have actually been inside of the airplane hangar where they supposedly took the alien bodies(at least that's what the local guy I was with claimed, and he was dead serious). I must admit that the place was pretty creepy, and it did look familiar from all the alien specials I've seen on Discovery and History channel.

One time coming back from skiing in Ruidoso with my wife and a buddy, we saw a "little person" riding a miniature chopper down the street in Roswell. You don't see that everyday. One of the funniest things that I have ever seen.
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Old Mar 22, 2010 | 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by chaikwa
If that's the case, then how come everytime someone is telling their story about being abducted, it's some toothless redneck who lives in a tent in the woods?
Who you callin toothless??? Just because there in my pocket doesn't mean that I dont have all my teeth.

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Toothless rednecks living in a tent in the woods don't vote democrat, that makes them smarter.
Tell'em T-Rad...
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Old Mar 23, 2010 | 03:21 AM
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Gore started Roswell.

Stan are you referring to the alien that just abducted our constitution?
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