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08-28-2012, 01:47 PM
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08-28-2012, 02:44 PM
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08-28-2012, 07:01 PM
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Still can't believe they actually charged me to haul that stuff off.
For the many DTR toilet collectors:
As you know, I routinely haul 3.5 gal flush toilets out of Canada but I still like to get my hands on these older ones.
Hey, its still more exciting than golf!!
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08-28-2012, 07:16 PM
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After my first septic repair job, my wife learned to stand upwind of the manhole (insert your witty jokes here) when she has to hand me tools and make sure I am not overcome by any gasses or lack of oxygen.
08-28-2012, 09:59 PM
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Last time I used the DTR bathroom it smelled like someone microwaved a dead cat combined with a hardboiled egg sheep fart.
08-28-2012, 10:03 PM
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08-28-2012, 10:10 PM
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08-28-2012, 11:50 PM
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Actually guys, I can understand it.
Say you didn't notice your cat hiding in the microwave when you piched in a bag of popcorn to cook and you accidentally fried it,
making it smell bad enough that you hauled the whole unit out to the trunk of your car for a dump run in the morning.
Than later, you were driving in your car with the windows rolled up taking a sheep back to your place after a night of drinking beer
at those places that have pickled eggs in the big jar on the counter and the sheep let one fly it would probably smell pretty interesting.
In fact, it reminds me of something that happened to me a few years ago but without the popcorn.
Say you didn't notice your cat hiding in the microwave when you piched in a bag of popcorn to cook and you accidentally fried it,
making it smell bad enough that you hauled the whole unit out to the trunk of your car for a dump run in the morning.
Than later, you were driving in your car with the windows rolled up taking a sheep back to your place after a night of drinking beer
at those places that have pickled eggs in the big jar on the counter and the sheep let one fly it would probably smell pretty interesting.
In fact, it reminds me of something that happened to me a few years ago but without the popcorn.
08-29-2012, 06:27 AM
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Actually guys, I can understand it.
Say you didn't notice your cat hiding in the microwave when you piched in a bag of popcorn to cook and you accidentally fried it,
making it smell bad enough that you hauled the whole unit out to the trunk of your car for a dump run in the morning.
Than later, you were driving in your car with the windows rolled up taking a sheep back to your place after a night of drinking beer
at those places that have pickled eggs in the big jar on the counter and the sheep let one fly it would probably smell pretty interesting.
In fact, it reminds me of something that happened to me a few years ago but without the popcorn.
Say you didn't notice your cat hiding in the microwave when you piched in a bag of popcorn to cook and you accidentally fried it,
making it smell bad enough that you hauled the whole unit out to the trunk of your car for a dump run in the morning.
Than later, you were driving in your car with the windows rolled up taking a sheep back to your place after a night of drinking beer
at those places that have pickled eggs in the big jar on the counter and the sheep let one fly it would probably smell pretty interesting.
In fact, it reminds me of something that happened to me a few years ago but without the popcorn.
Morning all.
Prayers to our Loozyanna friends and members for their safety this morning. They might be in for a long day too.
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 29th:
1828 - A patent was issued to Robert Turner for the self-regulating wagon brake.
1886 - In New York City, Chinese Ambassador Li Hung-chang's chef invented chop suey.
1944 - During the continuing celebration of the liberation of France from the *****, 15,000 American troops marched down the Champs Elysees in Paris.
1945 - U.S. General Douglas MacArthur left for Japan to officially accept the surrender of the Japanese.
1949 - At the University of Illinois, a nuclear device was used for the first time to treat cancer patients.
1957 - Senator Strom Thurmond of South Carolina set a filibuster record in the U.S. when he spoke for 24 hours and 18 minutes.
1962 - The lower level of the George Washington Bridge opened.
1965 - Gemini 5, carrying astronauts Gordon Cooper and Charles ("Pete") Conrad, splashed down in the Atlantic Ocean after eight days in space.
1983 - Two U.S. marines were killed in Lebanon by the militia group Amal when they fired mortar shells at the Beirut airport.
1983 - The anchor of the USS Monitor, from the U.S. Civil War, was retrieved by divers.
1990 - Iraqi President Saddam Hussein, in a television interview, declared that America could not defeat Iraq.
1991 - The republics of Russia and Ukraine signed an agreement to stay in the Soviet Union.
1998 - Northwest Airlines pilots went on strike after their union rejected a last-minute company offer.
2004 - India test-launched a nuclear-capable missle able to carry a one-ton warhead. The weapon had a range of 1,560 miles.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem.
Coffee is ready. I couldn't decide between bacon sprinkled donuts or chocolate covered cheese curls, so you get nothing!
I'll leave you with a gift tho... y'know how a certain song can get into your head and never seem to leave? Like the Badger song for instance. (you're welcome Bark!)
Well, here's a little rhyme that's the same way. ENJOY!
Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty
Little Ball of Fur
Happy Kitty, Sleepy Kitty
Purr, Purr, Purr!
08-29-2012, 08:01 AM
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08-29-2012, 08:10 AM
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08-29-2012, 08:19 AM
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08-29-2012, 08:47 AM
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Not that I know for sure, but that could be close to the one my 7 year old son let go when we where standing in line at the grocerystore, and just who do you think people give "the eye"?
Yep, and the kid had fun.
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08-29-2012, 10:32 AM
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I believe this "Thought for the Day" will apply since everyone seems to be having a hard time getting the crapper off their mind......
"Never hold your farts in......They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where chitty ideas come from."
"Never hold your farts in......They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where chitty ideas come from."