"Salt Life" is pretty big here in Florida so when I found one that said "Soot Life" I had to slap it on the back window.

"That's not a rod knocking.... It's a diesel dumby" or "I don't smoke... But my Cummins does" lol

If it don't smoke its a joke just made that up now haha

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Cummins makes It shake, rattle and roll...but I make it Rock!

If you can read this, I must be idling.

Years ago, on the bumper of a new dodge 3500 CTD, he had a sticker that said "I finally fixed, my Power-stroke diesel"

Is your insurance, as good as my brakes?

If you can't Dodge it, Ram it. If you can't Ram it, drive over it.

The best one I've seen, was on a well lifted truck. The red and white target circles, were painted on the pumpkin. The bumper sticker said " back off, or hit the bulls-eye, your choice."

The right tool for the right job.
CUMMINS

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The best you know is the best you have driven

Thats not Black smoke coming from my truck Its just Charcoal its harmless haha

It ain't pollution...it's horsepower!

"If I wanted eight-cylinders I would have bought a gasser..."

Real trucks are built with a wrench, not chop sticks.

"If you can read this....I'm still spooling".......:cool:

Not diesel specific but. "Insanity has replaced reason in the modification of my pick up."

Hummin,Cummins

On a 4x4, well lifted with some oversize tires, I saw a sticker, " INSTANT IDIOT, JUST ADD MUD".

Slev