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"Twas the Week Before Xmas" Breakroom 12/14-12/20

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Old 12-19-2014, 12:10 PM
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Mmmmmmm well lets see....

Crumbling old corn bread just... crumb crumb crumb crumbs.....

Can't put butter on it this way cause it.. crumb crumb crumb crumbs...

Might just have to eat something else...crumb crumb crumb crumb crumbs...

Maybe in a hot bowl of soup..Carumb crumb crumb crumbs...crumb crumb crumb crumbs...crumb crumb crumb crumbs

This song is done because it's dumb dumb dumb dumb....dumb dumb dumb...
I do believe that is a fine rendition of that drummer boy song.

Sprinkle sprinkle acid drops on the leggs until they pop.
Raised above my head so high, watching all the children cry.
Crinkle crinkle crumbling skin, how I wonder when I'll fly.
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Old 12-19-2014, 12:30 PM
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we could start comparing scars here now but i have a feeling when we get to the vasectomy scars, we will all get tossed out of here
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i do believe that is a fine rendition of that drummer boy song.

Sprinkle sprinkle acid drops on the leggs until they pop.
Raised above my head so high, watching all the children cry.
Crinkle crinkle crumbling skin, how i wonder when i'll fly.
warning - - - warning - - all dtr members!!!! Take cover immediately. The thing we feared has come upon us. The twinners have flipped. Horrors!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 12-19-2014, 12:43 PM
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IDK, they seem pretty normal to me.
Looks like I'm not the only one that's been thrown out on Karaoke night.
When I roll my head, I hear what sounds like ball bearings in a coffee can.
And duct tape will get rid of that hair.

Of all the things I miss I lost my mind the most. Something like that.
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Originally Posted by Lary Ellis (Top)
I think I must be a "Back Up" singer as every time I "Step Up" to one of the microphones, people start yelling Back Up!
That's why I sing solow. So Low people can't hear me.

And the twins are normal it's everyone else who's messed up.
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And the twins are normal it's everyone else who's messed up.
Both You and Mr. Cougar have an uncanny ability at judging the True character of others.... I do hope for your sake you don't use the same ability when choosing investments
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Both You and Mr. Cougar have an uncanny ability at judging the True character of others.... I do hope for your sake you don't use the same ability when choosing investments
I don't judge other peoples character, I just convey my observations. I don't care if you sit around in your beige pajamas drinking a banana brokly shake singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer wiener. Really, weird, but really.
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Old 12-19-2014, 06:26 PM
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I don't judge other peoples character, I just convey my observations. I don't care if you sit around in your beige pajamas drinking a banana brokly shake singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer wiener. Really, weird, but really.
Oh crap!...did I leave the camera on?
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Old 12-19-2014, 06:50 PM
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Ambled in here but then backpedaled fast. Must be something in the air, the coffee and the food. This place has always leaned a bit on the nutty side, but today is really wacko!

Got my big job finished today and am now somewhat sunburned because I spent most of the day in the full sun.

Had a nasty "surprise" yesterday. Went to open an old can of household touch up paint. No idea what kind of paint it is, but for sure is not enamel. The can is only about 2" in diameter and has not been opened for many years. As soon as I started to pry the lid off, it flew off with a very loud bang. The lid hit me on the bridge of the nose, cut me and left paint on my cheek. After I finished counting stars I found the lid about 10 feet away. Have opened maybe hundreds of cans of paint, but never had this happen before. Strange!
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Evening all. While I haven't been able to get by here I just want you all to know you are in my thoughts and prayers. One bit of info to pass along. If you own an 04-07 Ram (all models) or C & C the airbag recall looks like it will affect you. I posted a link in the 3rd gen non drivetrain forum. I plan to join you all for Christmas as long as life doesn't get in the way but just in case it does, Merry Christmas to you all. I hope you all experience peace, prosperity, health and happiness in the coming days. See you soon!
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had to make an effort, just to see T raddy! love back at ya, blue eyes.

well, got the news that all my numbers and letters of my spine added up to BINGO! and my winning card is going to the neurosurgeon Monday. Does that mean I am his Christmas present?

feeling for all u guyz that had to get stuff fixed.
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Old 12-20-2014, 06:04 AM
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Good morning to all and sundry. Cracker Barrel coffee and ph00 is hot and ready to be gulped down.
As usual, another gorgeous day is brewing. Not sure what I am going to be doing with it yet because my plans got cancelled.
Next week is Christmas. Are all of you ready for it? Any Grinches here? Say aye. AYE!
JWBM, hope whatever the doc figures out for you will not be nearly as bad as you fear and that soon you will be pain and crunch free.
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Today starts the Family get togethers. Just made a run to the store for everything I forgot to get. Tonight's menu is chili and enchiladas. Tomorrow is ham and slow cooked venison backstraps.
Just pull up and park anywhere.
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Today starts the Family get togethers. Just made a run to the store for everything I forgot to get. Tonight's menu is chili and enchiladas. Tomorrow is ham and slow cooked venison backstraps.
Just pull up and park anywhere.
Yummmm I think I need to head for Ky

Good Morning Folks Hope your weekend is a good one!

Heidi, my Neurosurgeon is a GREAT guy, plays piano and has done so for people like GW Bush and others....really nice fellow, hope you like yours as well as I do mine. Prayers sent your way for a speedy recovery...

Have a SAFE day !
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Morning to the gang - - - been hustling around cleaning up from my ventures. What a slob!!!!!!!!!!..................................................ph00...................

Heidi - - hope all goes well - - - keep us informed as to when and what.

Heading for garage to TRY and clean some mess up - - probably not much I can do until after Christmas when all the boxes disappear into the attic. Oh well, worth it. Company is on the way followed by old man Santa. YEH.

Havagudurn.

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Yee haw KY here we come.
Do you have a couple of loaner patrol cars for us?
Reminds me of the time...uhh nevermind.

I'm gleaming full of white blisters.
The ones you get from steel wool rubs.
When your legg tops glisten with blood red fissures
Ok...someone take this dreaming of a white Christmas allturd carol and finish it.
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