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"Twas the Week Before Xmas" Breakroom 12/14-12/20

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Old 12-17-2014, 01:36 PM
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OK people it is safe to come out of hiding Bob is gone....resume the Paaatay!!! (moonwalks across the counter)
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Old 12-17-2014, 01:37 PM
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saw Fiver, had to post.

early morning hosp visit. doc called, scared to answer phone. oh well.

hmmmm, well- got to be fair- sending the Lamborgini with the hip shaking guy to Shorts....you know, the farmer's Insurance commercial......

Topper, oh you seem to be always on the very nice list. hmmmm, might say you are a peach. snicker. your choice of Cadillac escalade or a new knee. tough one, I know. both will provide comfort and motion.

Fiver, found the perfect 9-1-1, it is race black and has a speedo. snicker. find it under the palm tree though.... scarf for the missus. and those cool 50s sunglasses: diamond clipped cat eyes.

Stan should get his own helicopter. save time jumping projects. and he doesn't know how to put one together now, but I am sure he can in two days....

a chevy spark and a shoehorn for NE Scott
a shoehorn and a spark for MI Scott
a lot of spark for CN Scotty, then bolt tightening.
A yard for TG. (of Ale)
a scrap yard for MI John
a scrap for 1stsgtMad
and a Pind in a pear tree for Cougar!

might re think that IV drip stuff.....
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I'm getting nothing for Christmas cause I ain't been nothing but bad.
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This winter, please don't forget our furry friends. Remember, if your cold they're cold.
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Old 12-17-2014, 03:51 PM
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Just stopped for a quick lunch and thought to check in here and see if there is any activity. Hmmmm, a little bit for a change.

I made ph00 just for ph00Bob but did I get any credit? Nooooooo, as usual, the credit for a job well done goes to the boss. Wait 'til I get the chance to make ph00 again! Then ...... !

Mom, sure hope that call is not really bad news and that later you can give us a good report. Lately I sure could use a helicopter because I am hopping from one side of the city to the other.

Sounds like Bob has been coveting the neighbors 911.

Cougar, liked those animal pics.

Feel a short nap coming on, (been awake since 4:30) then got more stuff to take care of.

Is this how some of you feel?
Tis the season to, well, let’s face it: get stressed, rack up bills, max out credit cards, drink too much, eat too much, gain weight, simmer in a festive stew of self-loathing and then, on New Year’s Day, stare at the bloated, haggard face in the mirror and say, “Man, I’ve got to make some serious changes.” (OK, I admit it, I stole this)
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Old 12-17-2014, 04:11 PM
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another day in the cash factory whoo whoo so whats up all?
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Old 12-17-2014, 04:37 PM
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I made ph00 just for ph00Bob but did I get any credit? Nooooooo, as usual, the credit for a job well done goes to the boss. Wait 'til I get the chance to make ph00 again! Then ...... !

Sounds like Bob has been coveting the neighbors 911.
Aawwww, poor baby - - I forgot to thank you - - .....................shame all over me. Bad boy, bad boy.
Oh yeh, by the way, thanks for the ph00 this morning Stan. Ya did good.

Not coveting the neighbors 911 - - don't like his. I will keep my old 70 Targa - - his is a 75 plain old 911. I also have a 916 - - cool and very fast. Son has a gorgeous 966. There - - I am jealous.

Had a ton of phone calls today and have 26 birthday cards on the counter. Oh gosh, I am blushing - - somebody loves me. .....................

Still cool in vacation land - - only hit 72 today and down to 51 tonight - - quite a bit below norm. Oh well, it ain't snowin'

Ph00 and gone....................

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Old 12-17-2014, 06:10 PM
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Happy Birthday Bob!





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Old 12-17-2014, 06:54 PM
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Wait someone called 911 for Bob's birthday??
Happy birthday Bob!

Stan, I like to hit the spiritless with the truck. You should hear them pray before impact
But really though I think being the example that should be seen is the way to go. At least not add to the chaos.

Ummm Lamborghini guy [cool] thanks!

And i saw the fork tracks in the casserole...Lary!
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Originally Posted by railroaderone
I'm getting nothing for Christmas cause I ain't been nothing but bad.
I KNOW that song!!!! I also know that you are just kidding yourself. we have seen your photo................ (right on the Post Office wall) snicker

Santa is giving you a 3D printout hand.....cut proof.

or

Santa is giving you a hand with cut 30 proof.....

maybe Scottycanuck agrees, but I am just ready to be strung together like a GI Joe....Jane actually.
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Old 12-17-2014, 08:11 PM
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And i saw the fork tracks in the casserole...Lary!
I didn't do it and you can't prove it!.... Neener...neener...neener.....
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Old 12-17-2014, 09:31 PM
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Wait someone called 911 for Bob's birthday??
Well...er.....the candles got out of hand. Break room now has a charred look.
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Old 12-17-2014, 10:07 PM
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Happy Bobby birthday.
Yeah dats it

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Old 12-18-2014, 06:16 AM
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Good Morning! Coffee is on and fresh Almond Mocha for Bob...Cracker Barrel is catering the break room this week so come and get your favorites!
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Old 12-18-2014, 06:47 AM
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Good morning from Paradise. An especially fantastic day is dawning here today. Good coffee, thanks. Cracker Barrel will be here all week????? That's great news. Love going there. For sure will drop by later and grab one of their root beers and maybe a slice of their apple pie.

Bob, hope that you enjoyed a fantastic birthday yesterday. Does this one put you into the triple digits? Or just feel like it does?

j_martin, are you going to repaint the breakroom after the mess you left yesterday?

Shorts, like your attitude. Nice.

Gotta go. Bye.
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