grouch

A man lived his life in Chicago, but he wasn't a very nice person. Lo and behold, he has a heart attack and his past catches up with him. He awakens in the "Bad Place"! He's greeted by Satan who asks him how he likes the underworld. The man from Chicago replies, "Not bad, about like Chicago in June". the devil walks over to the thermostat and bumps it up a notch. He comes back and asks again, "How do you like it?". The man has loosened his tie and removed his jacket. He replies, "Not bad, about like Chicago in July." Satan walks over and cranks the thermostat ALL the way up. "How do you like it now?" The man has his shirt undone at the neck, his tie removed and is sweating like a water faucet. "Not bad, about like Chicago in August". By golly, the devil won't have this, he takes the thermostat and cranks it all the way down. see how he likes THIS! Hell suddenly becomes a frozen, barren waste land. When he comes back to the man from Chicago, he's jumping up and down yelling "The Cubs won the World Series! The Cubs won the World Series!"

patdaly

Boy ain't that the truth.