AggieJustin

I'd give them an A+ for persistence....but an F on results.

RollOver Pete

16 comments you never want to hear comming from a LEO.
If you do, chances are that You Failed.




16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just
went through."

15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll
stretch after you wear them a while."

14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth
certificate a worthless document."

13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the
speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."

11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can
write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think
it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that
again or I'll give you another ticket."

8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go
to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey
poop."

6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster
oven."

5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

4 "How big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"

3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're
allowed to write as many tickets as we can."

2 "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of
yours. So you know someone who can post your bail." < BR>
AND THE WINNER IS....

1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we
don't. Sign here."

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2006 3500 Bighorn 4x4 DRW, 6sp. South Bend DD, Jake, Smarty Jr. Line-X, 2 in. kit up front, rear bags w/ dump valve, no ring & muffler, HDCAI (homedepotcoldairintake) Air box w/ AFE drop in, used hard and put away dirty!

JKM

We had to dig out around the tractor some more to get it out.

JKM

FAIL!!!!

http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=cl17Re-_Ih4&NR=1
http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=xTz9yy...eature=related

iker42

Thats his personal collection

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MODS COMING SOON!!!!
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ratlratl

Hey Ro pete, that's where I got the line in my sig.....

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07.5 2500 4x2 6.7 68RFE Silver MANVAN SOON WON"T BE STOCK BLACTEC COMING SOON
SILENCE IS GOLDEN...BUT DUCT TAPE IS SILVER
CHEAP....FAST....GOODYou get your choice of two, but it won't be the third

torkmnstr

Just about peed my pants with this one!!!

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2006, 3/4, QC, 4x4, Auto, Debadged, Issopro full piller, AFE blade runner, AFE stage 2 W/ pro guard 7, MBRP 4'' dual cat back w/ cat delete, Silencer ring no more, Leveled: Procomp 2" spacers, Procomp mud terrain 35's, 20% tint all around, Street scene euro grill, Q-zilla boost fooler, Diablo predator

1969 Roadrunner, Mopar or No Car

1980 Mastercraft 19ft Skier Stars and Stripes Edition

AggieJustin

Failed x 2




Bridge = passed
Driver = failed

MCummings

Merrick

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'98.5 3500 2wd 6-speed
500HP/1000TQ Dual Wheels, Turbos and Clutch. That's why I call it.. "My Dually.." Looking for a '10!!
'98.0 2500 Auto 4wd.

MCummings

Merrick

MCummings

Merrick

ratlratl

ooooh catch my breath.......okay how many of those have sold, not as gags....?


Chris

bobva

the rabbit looking car is passing the passing the lambo

thats not england if it was england you'd see the front of the road signs (leftlane) not the backs

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93 clubcab, getrag , 3.54, 3200 spring, pump tweaked, timing bumped 3/16, DDP st 4 injecters , stans 4inch turbo back exhaust,DDP power pin with washer,16cm/htt st 3 turbo

bsj04

^^^^ look who has the blinker on... and looks like there swerving. looks like Hintz failed the fail test.

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2008 gmc crewcab 2wd 5.3 flowmaster. it's nice but it's no cummins... for now!

sold and missed-2004 quadcab lwb 4x4 305/555 6 speed, 3" spacers, 1.5 rear, bilstein 5100's, 325 toyo a/t, 17x8 058's, predator/quad, full 4" exhaust-5" tip, afe tube w/airaid, autometer pyro and boost, quad rp and fp gauge, husky liners, home built steps. 496hp @ hot street 11/17/07

1978 jeep cj-5, spring over 33x13.5r15 super swamper, 15x10 2.5bs chrome mods, 4.88's rhino lined floor, pro comp seats.

Totallyrad

Still failing!

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04.5 3500 Dually, Regular cab, 6 Spd/3.73's, Just black with a little chrome, TAG, Centramatics, B&W Turnover Ball, Brakesmart, Line-X, Weatherguard Box, UWA 100 Gal. transfer tank, Dodge heavy duty mud flaps
Best mileage to date, 19.98 over 646 miles
Can we bring back the rotary phone so we don't have to press one to proceed in English?
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