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10-12-2004, 03:51 PM
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Subject: Touche
A college student challenged a senior citizen, saying it was impossible for their generation to understand his. "You grew up in a different world," the student said. "Today we have television, jet planes, space travel, nuclear energy, computers..."
Taking advantage of a pause in the student's litany, the geezer said, "You're right. We didn't have those things when we were young; so we invented them! What are you doing for the next generation??"
(Don't you just love old people?)
A college student challenged a senior citizen, saying it was impossible for their generation to understand his. "You grew up in a different world," the student said. "Today we have television, jet planes, space travel, nuclear energy, computers..."
Taking advantage of a pause in the student's litany, the geezer said, "You're right. We didn't have those things when we were young; so we invented them! What are you doing for the next generation??"
(Don't you just love old people?)
10-12-2004, 10:19 PM
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Smart Blonde
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan; so, the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank..she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but, we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies...."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Finally, a smart blonde joke.
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan; so, the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank..she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but, we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blonde replies...."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
Finally, a smart blonde joke.
10-13-2004, 04:02 AM
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"Hello is this the FBI?"
"Yes what can we do for you?"
I'm calling to report on my neighbor Virgil Smith.
He's hiding marijuana in his firewood.
Thank you very much sir.
The next day the FBI decended on Virgil's house. They searched the shed where his firewood was kept. Using axes they busted open every stick and found no marijuana. They sneered at Virgil as they left.
A few minutes later Virgil's phone rang "Hey Virgil? This here is Floyd. Did the FBI come by?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Sure did"
"Happy birthday buddy!"
Who says rednecks aren't smart
"Yes what can we do for you?"
I'm calling to report on my neighbor Virgil Smith.
He's hiding marijuana in his firewood.
Thank you very much sir.
The next day the FBI decended on Virgil's house. They searched the shed where his firewood was kept. Using axes they busted open every stick and found no marijuana. They sneered at Virgil as they left.
A few minutes later Virgil's phone rang "Hey Virgil? This here is Floyd. Did the FBI come by?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Sure did"
"Happy birthday buddy!"
Who says rednecks aren't smart
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