JKM

HOME REMEDIES
>
> 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup
> of
> boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be
> almost
> instantly removed.
>
> 2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by
> getting
> someone else to hold them while you chop away.
>
> 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
> simply
> using the sink.
>
> 4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for
> awhile, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
>
> 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
> from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze
> button.
>
> 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
> will be afraid to cough.
>
> 7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you
> will
> forget about the tooth ache..
>
> AND... Sometimes we just need to remember what The Rules of Life
> really
> are: You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't
> move
> and it should, use
> WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.
>
> Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

SHARPMACHINE

I needed that today!! thanks

kandgo

Now this is what the {{ Other }} forum needs more of, Goodluck,,Rick

blown32

OUTSTANDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

duffer26

rite on