View Full Version : A guy asked me to put my truck on the pill!!!
Oilguy
03-24-2006, 07:40 PM
I could believe it! this idiot tried to tell me that I could put these pills in my fuel tank and get better mileage... LOL
I told him that if he painted his truck red it would get better mileage also! Adding Racing stripes will increase his horse power by 30%!!!
He didn't like my humor... Oh well... [laugh]
Oilguy
HP Upgrades
03-24-2006, 08:52 PM
Put your truck on the pill? How are you gonna have baby trucks being on the pill? [eyecrazy] [laugh]
Thats a good one and I love your reply!
Geico266
03-24-2006, 09:03 PM
There is a multi level scam going on right now. The problem is you have to become a dealer and get 30 other to sell the crap also. Problem is it don't work.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
Saw a huge add for this very thing in the local trade paper called the peddler this week. LCH
Fronty Owner
03-24-2006, 10:38 PM
According the Nissan site I hang out in the power rundown is:
Racing stripes or vinyl flames are is good for about 50 hp
A fart can muffler will you get 40 hp
A Type R sticker is good for 10 HP.
Any full window Japanese character is good for 25 HP.
The larger the wing or combination of wing and ground effects will keep the car on the road regardless of speed, road conditions, or severity of turns.
And while it hasn't been determined to help horsepower, Large rear tires on a front wheel drive will cut your 1/4 mile time in 1/2.
A true carbon fiber hood or other body part will shave about 1000# off the car weight, a carbon fiber paint job will cut 200# off our vehicle weight.
BigBlue
03-27-2006, 11:48 PM
I only know of one guy that runs those pills and he is a dealer for them. His first tank in his F-250 diesel netted him 1.5mpg better. He is the manager for the Texas Hall Of Fame down here. They've got a meeting every wednesday night I believe. When I cleaned the carpets over there my boss and I made the mistake of saying we were interested and now he calls every week asking us to come to these meetings.
Beamwalker
04-08-2006, 06:30 AM
im using them things. im getting better miles. im dealing them things also but i could care less wether you want them or not. im not going to harp on anyone to go to any meetings btw im not doing meetings. im just pushing pills. that part is doing ok
Spooler
04-09-2006, 09:30 AM
Better watch out you may get arrested for being a drug dealer and a your truck. Well, He may end up in the clink for being a pill popper or fail his breath alizer and be charged with DWI. [laugh]
Oilguy
04-09-2006, 04:14 PM
No this is just a Gateway Drug..... Soon after that you are going to shooting NOS and Alcohol and WAY TOO much Fuel! Next thing you know... you will be hook on Smoke and Speed!!!
OG [coffee] :rolleyes:
Begle1
04-09-2006, 05:56 PM
Your saying that we can take drugs like meth and pills and use them as bombs in order to obtain more speed?
(CIA loves this site, I betcha...)
Oilguy
04-09-2006, 08:32 PM
RED FLAG [whistle] RED FLAG [whistle] RED FLAG [whistle] RED FLAG
Glory be to Dodge!
Praise to Cummins in the highest!
Someone just needs to pop the "T" word and we will be on the NSA watchlist.
Drugs and Diesel Fanaticism >> What a dangerous combination!
Jfaulkner
04-09-2006, 08:36 PM
No this is just a Gateway Drug..... Soon after that you are going to shooting NOS and Alcohol and WAY TOO much Fuel! Next thing you know... you will be hook on Smoke and Speed!!!
OG [coffee] :rolleyes:
That's pretty good! [laugh]
Ripper01
04-09-2006, 09:01 PM
Then in the end if it overdoses you jus killed your truck. They need some Drug users anonymous meetings for trucks.. Jus to hope they dont turn out like a drug addicted pop star..
IA_James
04-10-2006, 05:27 PM
Then in the end if it overdoses you jus killed your truck. They need some Drug users anonymous meetings for trucks.. Jus to hope they dont turn out like a drug addicted pop star..
Or a terrorist. [whistle] Sorry, I couldn't help myself. Murder, death, and 72 "inexperienced girls" too, as long as I'm at it.
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