Gettin even with the DOT,,,funny
04-30-2008, 09:30 PM
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Gettin even with the DOT,,,funny
You guy's will probly think I'm nut's for even posting this,,,,but I bust up laughing everytime I think about it.
They were rolling truck's through the by-pass lane. As I got on the ramp, I felt something crawling around inside my shirt. I felt it from the outside, it was a huge bug.
It freeked me out. I started swearving I guess, while going on the ramp, and sure enough, they pulled me around back.
I had managed to contain this thing, wich was a locust I think ( I was too affraid to open it) in a napkin. Well the DOT guy check's me over real quick, and say's "OK, you can go". Well I have this monster of a bug in my hand, and I can feel it moving. So I ask the guy if he has a trash can handy. He say's he has one inside, and hold's out his hand. Well, I give him this napkin that look's like a snott rag. He get's this "Are you crazy" look on his face and take's it. I tell him there's a really huge bug in it. And it's alive. Just then I could tell it must have moved, cause he took off scampering across the parking lot with his arm stuck out like he didn't want to get attacked by what ever I just gave him.
OMG. I'm still laughing. Just thought you guy's might get a kick out of it too.
Getting even with the DOT,,,priceless!!
They were rolling truck's through the by-pass lane. As I got on the ramp, I felt something crawling around inside my shirt. I felt it from the outside, it was a huge bug.
It freeked me out. I started swearving I guess, while going on the ramp, and sure enough, they pulled me around back.I had managed to contain this thing, wich was a locust I think ( I was too affraid to open it) in a napkin. Well the DOT guy check's me over real quick, and say's "OK, you can go". Well I have this monster of a bug in my hand, and I can feel it moving. So I ask the guy if he has a trash can handy. He say's he has one inside, and hold's out his hand. Well, I give him this napkin that look's like a snott rag. He get's this "Are you crazy" look on his face and take's it. I tell him there's a really huge bug in it. And it's alive. Just then I could tell it must have moved, cause he took off scampering across the parking lot with his arm stuck out like he didn't want to get attacked by what ever I just gave him.
OMG. I'm still laughing. Just thought you guy's might get a kick out of it too.
Getting even with the DOT,,,priceless!!
04-30-2008, 09:39 PM
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Ya,,,he looked at my license and everything. I kept thinking he was going to come after me. But he did hold out his hand, and I did tell him it was a big bug. I guess like the old saying goes. "Carefull what you reach for". 
04-30-2008, 09:55 PM
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He did it to himself.
04-30-2008, 10:12 PM
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