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Dieseldude4x4
11-24-2002, 03:35 PM
Pack all the required documents and five smackers into one of these little folded up white things. Make sure to put on postage or Top will never get it. Address it to Top.

Dieseldude4x4
11-24-2002, 03:37 PM
Gather the wallet, the keys, the money clip, the beeper, the glasses, oh and the letter, and head out for the post office.

Dieseldude4x4
11-24-2002, 03:38 PM
Don't trip over the dog on the way out.

Dieseldude4x4
11-24-2002, 03:39 PM
Go out the back door, or the front, or the side, Just go out a door OK.

Dieseldude4x4
11-24-2002, 03:41 PM
Walk off the deck, or the porch, or the concrete blocks, or the trailer, or whatever you have.

Dieseldude4x4
11-24-2002, 03:43 PM
Back the rig out the car port or garage or whatever you have in preparation for the long two block drive to the post office.

Dieseldude4x4
11-24-2002, 03:45 PM
Look what I found in the driveway dear, a loaded money clip. CRAP, that's mine, dropped it while taking a picture of the truck. No wonder it was empty. Not enough there to bother bending down to pick up.

Dieseldude4x4
11-24-2002, 03:47 PM
Go down the driveway to the hard road.<br><br>(the blue green piece-o-crap Mercedes is for sale in case anyone is interested)

Lary Ellis (Top)
11-24-2002, 03:48 PM
Hey look at this money clip I found!
Crud only 84 smackers in it. Geezzz why can't I be one of those guys that finds a moneybag with 900 gazillion dollars in it so I can toss and turn all night until I finally realize I had better turn it in :'(

Dieseldude4x4
11-24-2002, 03:49 PM
Hang on, we're almost half way there.<br><br>Go down Spring Grove Avenue, or whatever the case may be.

Dieseldude4x4
11-24-2002, 03:50 PM
Goin past the fire house.

Dieseldude4x4
11-24-2002, 03:51 PM
Pull into the post office parking lot.<br><br>(cool photo op here)

Dieseldude4x4
11-24-2002, 03:52 PM
Yep, this is the place.

Dieseldude4x4
11-24-2002, 03:54 PM
Locate the in door to the post office complex.

Dieseldude4x4
11-24-2002, 03:55 PM
Locate the OUT GOING mail slot.

Dieseldude4x4
11-24-2002, 03:57 PM
Unless you live in Bluefield, it would be beneficial to put the onvelope in the OUT OF TOWN mail slot.<br><br>May I have the Onvelope please?

Dieseldude4x4
11-24-2002, 03:58 PM
Make sure the outgoing mail box swallowed your letter.<br><br>ALL GONE ;D ;D

Dieseldude4x4
11-24-2002, 04:01 PM
Exit the post office complex. In this case, I had to go out the in door.<br><br>WHOA, nother cool photo op here. Man that thing looks good all cleaned up.<br><br>Well, may as well go to Wakefield for diesel fuel and tummy food now that I've driven this far.

Dieseldude4x4
11-24-2002, 04:02 PM
Cool, what is that on the rear quarter window?

Dieseldude4x4
11-24-2002, 04:05 PM
May as well stop by the Wakefield International Airport and scope out some anti-gravity wing-ed devices. CRAP, the disc is full and I got no more.<br><br>See, that was easy. If I can do it , so can you. And I did this all in one day.<br><br>(PS: if you read all this crap, you have way way too much free time on your hands)

Lary Ellis (Top)
11-24-2002, 04:36 PM
Does this mean I have to get a picture of the mailman sticking it in my box? And then a picture of me opening it (after the bomb sniffing dogs ok it) ?.<br><br> I may have to get the checkbook ready,they might arrest you for casing the post office and you could end up needing Bail funds!<br>

Dieseldude4x4
11-24-2002, 05:23 PM
<br>Does this mean I have to get a picture of the mailman sticking it in my box? And then a picture of me opening it (after the bomb sniffing dogs ok it) ?.<br><br> I may have to get the checkbook ready,they might arrest you for casing the post office and you could end up needing Bail funds!<br><br><br><br>You know, I thought about that casing the post office thing afterwards. I heard on the news if you see anyone taking pictures of places like that you were to report them. Brain didn't kick in till it was too late. Ah, whats life without a little excitement?<br><br>(crap, what are all those sirens and blue lights / in the back ground &quot;come on out with your hands up&quot;. crap, gotta go out the back way, turns the dogs loose)

Lary Ellis (Top)
11-24-2002, 05:41 PM
After that stuff those postal workers had to deal with, I have a new found respect for their Job. While I have always appreciated their efforts, the danger level sure escalated for them. <br> Like you I too live in a small town and I am liking it more all the time.<br><br> I wonder if I can call that Postmaster and get a copy of those videos of you casing the joint! [laugh]<br><br> Life has never been simple or safe, some people just held that illusion for awhile.

DPG
11-24-2002, 06:38 PM
Uhhh, DD, speaking of having too much free time....... [laugh]

DieselDaze
11-25-2002, 01:40 PM
Uhhh, DD, speaking of having too much free time.......<br><br> ::)<br><br><br><br> [laugh]<br>Rich